browse control!!!!!!!

Thats what takes up pretty much of my day @ work..:)
Have been web browsin quite a bit of late....the web, the newsblogs and stuff like that.

One such place is Orkut, where in, I regularly stumble across phunny, whacky profiles and testimonials.Talking about testimonials, they can get pretty smutty if one is not very careful with the words used.One such testimonial writtten by a guy(fortunately) for his friend, in trying to praise his cricketing abilities read something like this:".....likes cricket,balls like wasim bhai,karnataka express...".There you go!!.You see,if not careful,testis(pun intended) can go awry..;)

Now that sleaze talk has crept into this post, I cannot help but mention this piece of news I read today.Teachers and the likes of them in Amrika are in a sort of a dilemma.They do not know if they should just tell or show while teaching stuff about sex education?
For me, the process of learning and unlearning started way back when I was, I guess in the 6th class or was it 5th???? Does it matter?? No.But what mattered then was, how quickly I learnt "things" and how good I was @ spreading the (incorrect)gyaan all around me..:D.I would not mind schooling again if they start showing things instead of just telling them.

Talking about sex is one thing and coming to terms with the unexpected aftereffects is another.Methinks it is this that has taken toll of Tom Cruise's brains and made him go totally insane following Scientology.Here is some pure(couldn't find a better adj) crap of a news.Katie Holmes, Tom's girlfriend, is about to give birth and she has been adviced to practice silence during child birth. Along with providing placards that would remind Katie to keep silence ,he is going to provide her with ipod that will play calming tunes all day long.I call this the epitome of religious fundamentalism.:D.Its time Katie gives Tom some mungi treatment(for the uninformed,it is putting red ants on the tip of the erect crotch,a third degree punishment practiced by the Ugandan police) and make him understand what is pain.

But not all women would advocate that,rather they prefer being beaten up,more so the African women, because on an average 40% of them think that "wife beating" is acceptable under different circumstances.Most bizzare of those is when they happen to "burn the food".Read more here.
As for me,I would not mind indulging in the mild form of "wife beating" popularly known as "spanking".Would like to know what Indian women think about this ..;) ;)

Too much of crap for a single post.Ye baat kuch hazam nahi hui.I better stop this before Hugh Hefner comes calling for my vulgar writing skills.:P